The Founding Father and CEO.

No one actually knows who this is. All we know is, he created this random blog with this stupidly long URL, and emailed all his details to OneVeryAnnoyedDude. He then disappeared, though he writes for the blog sometimes.

Rumor has it that he is married to a Russian, has 23 dogs, is actually a pilot with DHL and frequently visits Niue and Tivalu, where his family lives.

To see what he has actually written, click on that picture. Trust me.