Crazy Laws !!!
Its a crazy crazy crazy world out there !
And here is the proof !
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed ? )
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? Am booking the next available flight .)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
(Why would anyone even want to do that ?)
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
(Much better than decapacitation , i guess )
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools.
(How sad,no bikini shows)
In France, it is against the law to sell an “E.T” doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
(All they are allowed to sell is Carla Bruni dolls.)
In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
(Just use coins instead)
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
(What if you marry on the way down ?)
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
(Where does one conceal a six-feet long weapon in the first place ?)
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
(Someone’s been watching too many ghost movies)
In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
(This is to protect One’s TOOL from the Tools)
In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
(Yea,Because violins are extremely violent)
In the city of York, England, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
(But is it okay to call Napolean a pig?)
In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
(Some vodka on the rocks for that slimy guy over there)
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
(None of the policemen are wearing their helmets it seems)
In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
(The neighbours are so going to be bored)
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
(What about Fake …. )
Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
(If that is not confusing,then what is ?)
In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday.
In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping.
(Apparently the law is not the only thing you’ll be breaking)
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.”
( Dentures are extremely scary )
In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
(They just ruined a lotta fun)
In Fairbanks, Alaska a law in does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
(Have the moose been notified about this ?)
It seriously is a CRAZY CRAZY WORLD OUT THERE.