As the title suggests, this is a very VERY angry post written by me when I am VERY disgusted with the state of affairs in India. I was born here and I am DISGUSTED to be its citizen. This comes just 3 days after we won the Cricket World Cup and I was the proudest Indian there was. Fuck that shit, I’ll get straight to the point.
Anna Hazare is a 73 year old crusader who helped develop a village in Maharashtra called Ralegan Siddhi, establishing it as a model village (source : Wikipedia), for which he was awarded the Padma Bhushan by the GoI in 1992.
He’s been making the news lately because he has undertaken a fast unto death to make sure a proper anti-corruption mechanism falls into place in India, as opposed to the one the Government wants. I’ll just cut to the chase here.
By Government, I mean the Congress and their DIRTY DIRTY SOILED HANDS : 2G, Aadarsh, Commonwealth Games, cash-for-votes, food-scam in Bihar etc. They have LITERALLY robbed India of money. Literally.
And they’re sitting pretty because of the absence of any law, or procedure that can throw their sorry asses in jail. It’s our money you bastards!!
YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!
I HATE smug bastards, and I hate the Congress and every other vile being that calls itself a politician just as much as I hate the Australians. Arrogance will be your downfall you dirtbags!!
The CBI, you say. Well the CBI needs approval from the Government for every single thing they do. It’s a fact. CBI bosses have been trying to get this changed right from the 70’s. They get stonewalled whatever they try to do, wherever it is that they try to do. For example, the CBI needs approval from the TN Government headed by that fucking old relic called “Karunanidhi”, to investigate Raja. If this was a smaller scam (Note : 2G IS NOT SMALL), they would have probably blocked the investigation. They can’t block it due to its scale and enormity. So, Karunanidhi is busy being an asswipe about it. He knows hes going down.
Similarly the Enforcement Directorate also needs powers. They cannot PROSECUTE anyone. They can investigate, but with “prior permission”. They can do little to less afterwards.
The rest is upto the police (The criminals will be bailed out in no time) or the judiciary (The judicial process will take its own sweet time. Remember Bofors or Bhopal?).
The CAG is an advisory board that investigates the accounts of the Government and releases its info. The Government gives a fuck about advisory boards, which is what they’re trying to make the Lokpal into.
What’s the Lokpal?
Well the Lokpal is what is going to be formed if the Lokpal bill is passed into an Act. According to Wikipedia, it will be an independent body like the Election Commission that can prosecute the fucking life out of politicians and throw them in jail. Without Governmental interference or approval. They can do it. Just like that. Legally within Constitutional bounds of course, but this is a step forward.
OF course, those assholes that form the Congress want to make this into an Advisory board, without police powers or prosecuting powers, with a mild punishment IF AT ALL ANY CONVICTION OCCURS, and no direct action. It can only investigate on the orders of the LS Speaker or the RS Chairman(who is also the VP of India).
Also, it has not been passed for FORTY TWO years. People have tried and failed. The Government is desperate to protect itself, man.
See, the Government is notorious for doing this, atleast within the circles of those who know whatever is happening. The police are not central. The CBI has no power. The NIA is the only thing with any kind of power and they can only investigate terrorism and nothing else. The FUCKING IDIOTS in power right from day one have done everything to protect themselves. The law is created for protection of the asshole in power and not the common man. That’s how it is. You can’t deny it. Tell me ONE BIG NAME that has rolled TILL NOW, after all these scams? (Rolled = sitting in jail). Go.
I thought so.
And that’s why bureaucracy in India is so bad : because there is no accountability. They give a fuck because they know nothing can happen to them. They’re trying to get this Act passed the way I’ve underlined it, because they’re desperate to protect their thieving asses.
And that’s what Anna Hazare is trying to change. If he was younger and a little angrier, he’d probably give them the finger and say, “Fuck you, you fucking idiots. Give me what I want or GTFO”. Unfortunately, he is in no position to do that. He is a Gandhian. He is fasting to death because that’s what he can do.
India is beginning to take note only because of his stature plus the hype the media is playing into this. Otherwise, people would give a fuck right?
Here is some nice food for thought for all of you who think we can’t do ANY THING : India has lost $1 trillion. In absolute figures : $1,000,000,000,000. From 1947. To corruption and stashing money away abroad. Those sniveling assholes.
Do you know how much that is? It’s our entire GDP per capita. So if we got back all that money (which is what Anna Hazare hopes the Bill will do when enacted), we have 2 times our GDP, out of the blue.
I don’t really know what to say.
Oh wait, I do.
So he is fasting unto death and as I look around, I don’t see people bothered. Right? You’re reactions are all “WTF can we do dude?” or “I don’t want trouble” or “Nothing can happen” or “How is one person going to change anything?” or “Be real…what do you know about this”
STOP IT WITH YOUR ONE UPMANSHIP AND YOUR APATHY!!!
Every Indian is an asshole because he doesn’t care about anything but himself. Here is an 73 year old man, who will probably die of natural causes in the next decade (God bless him), who is fasting to see his country improve. He is SEVENTY THREE. Why the fuck should he fast? Why should he even care? Why can’t he just sit at home and watch T.V, read newspapers and sleep? Why is he doing this? This is toward the twilight of his life, remember. HE is not 50. He is 73.
Why can’t we care? Why can’t we throw the ABOMINATION that is the Congress OUT… why can’t we CHANGE THE SYSTEM? Why do you want to pay a bribe to every cop who catches you illegally? Why should you pay a bribe to the driving school official to make him DO HIS JOB? Why?
If people are happy and satisfied with this, India is doomed. Like, bigtime. If they are happy getting their food and TV and car and electricity, then we are THE MOST SELFISH civilization on Earth.
Do you know why the Government is being SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE? Because people who matter (YOU) don’t bother. You just don’t fucking care. I don’t know shit about what’s happening, atleast my blood is boiling and yes, you’re right, one person can’t do shit. If people cared, maybe something could happen.
People have NOT bothered for a long time. People will continue to NOT bother.
That’s why the fucking cops can get away with “encounter killings” and utter brutality in jails. That’s why every fucking civil servant will continue to be slow and apathetic and stuffing their faces with food till we give them extra money to their job properly. That’s what Anna Hazare is unable to tolerate. He’s attacking corruption at the top level, so that the bottom level idiots also GET IT IN THEIR HEAD that they are accountable and their asses are on the line.
Because when you complain against an erring government official, what do you think happens to him? Nothing. He may get suspended, but not fired. But that’s probably it.
Anna Hazare is trying to bring accountability into the Indian system, and the bloody Congress is trying to stonewall him.
Manish Tewary, the GENIUS spokesperson for the Congress, says, “He is an RSS agent”
WTF dude, seriously? GET FUCKING REAL!! On the televised debates at 9pm daily, when Manish Tewary appeared, he used to accuse the BJP of being just as corrupt in the Yedurappa case and the Manish Koda scam. When the BJP was clamoring for a Joint Parliamentary Comission, this is what he said.
“You’re just as corrupt, so fuck you” I have paraphrased it, obviously.
And about Kiran Bedi, he has this to say : “She is searching for an identity after retirement.” Kiran Bedi is supporting Anna Hazare. She is the first female commissioner of Delhi till she was forced out of her job by the corrupt neta’s. She was also honest, by the way.
This shows you the mindset of the Congress. They’re archaic, unaware that they do not have dominance over India like the 60’s and 50’s, and they’re arrogant. Makings of a collapse.
And I’m not absolving any other party or person of any crimes. They’re all assholes. First class, first level, with distinction, they get the certificate of “asshole” from me.
PS : Oh, and an Egypt type revolution can never occur in India. India is just a politically defined state, but not a nation. There’s no sense of nationhood where it matters. No one cares. Our levels of apathy are too high for nationhood, as are the differences. It’s too diverse and different to be a nation. It can be a country with people living in it and electing their own officials. All well and good. “Nation” is a more abstract and philosophical concept and that does not exist in India.
PPS : The most I can do is ramble. Probably you read this, probably you did not, probably you laughed at this. You know what I want to do? Leave. For my own peace of mind. I’ll keep trying to do that until I succeed.
Some useful links:
Anna Hazares letter to the PM : http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/anna-hazares-5-point-letter-to-pm-96844
Anna Hazare : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Hazare
The Jan Lokpal Bill : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Lokpal_Bill