Basic Facts (to the BCCI) :

  • India won the FUCKING CWC.
  • India beat Australia AND Pakistan in that World Cup.
  • Our cricket players deserve to go to Switzerland *on their prize money* and get massaged and generally have a good effing break.
  • There is no logic in starting the IPL less than a week from the World Cup.
  • Oh, also, in your hunt for the $$$, you jumbled established teams up and diluted fan base. Now people from Kolkata are supporting Pune because Ganguly is playing. This is a #fail situation.
  • Why has it gone on for ONE MONTH? And it’s going to go on for TEN MORE DAYS? And then a West Indies tour? And then an England tour? Areyoufuckingserious, BCCI? Are these players human or sentient gundam suits? 
  • If you want to continue making any money, then you’d just cancel all tours and give those players AND the audience a break.

This is pure cricket overkill and even Chris Gayle’s bat won’t get you an audience.

Posted on May 19, 2011, in Comics and Charts. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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