Ok enough of these sad posts about corruption and all that.
I am bored. I’ve studied enough for the day. I’m going to list out my celebrity crushes in a perfectly normal manner. Given the chance, I would marry each of these women, take them to Mars (so that other guys can’t touch them, haha) and settle down there. Not that I even have a chance in any of the million Hells that exist in this multiverse universe crap.
But it’s not bad to dream eh.
But still, here goes :
I’ve seen her in plenty of movies and she’s just so pretty. On a scale of 1-100 on desirability and attractiveness, I give her 90.
I was introduced to her in Max Payne. She’s Russian. She’s brunette (or dyed her hair that way). In my book, she’s also a perfect 100/100.
She’s just been around in my head now (because I’ve started reading Bombay Times) and I find her exceptionally gorgeous with a great smile. 85/100
I happened across her in a random youtube video about beautiful Iranian women and guess what, she’s beautiful. 80/100. I’m also going to Iran. I must.
If you don’t know about her, tell me which rock you’ve been hiding under so that I can do that too, later on. 95/100. Minus 5 for all that shitty plastic surgery that makes her look like a plastic piece of trash. She was already beautiful and just ruined herself.
There’s no stopping me here – she is simply the most beautiful woman in the world. She’s perfect in my head – shes intelligent, she’s got the eyes that can freeze time, she’s got great hair and a super smile and I could keep going on and on at the risk of being seen as a desperate fanboy. 100/100.