Been to heaven??
10-15 minutes of heaven just under 30 bucks…
Go eat Paani Poori 😀
I think its the best piece of invention by man till date. Curd rice is next.
Just take the paani filled poori , push it into your mouth and go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
That’s it. You are in heaven!!
I don’t know anyone who hasn’t felt awesome after eating it.
Eat it at the right place in the right way, it just orgasmic in it’s own unique way!
Here are some rules/do’s/don’t’s/facts/whatever for an awesome Short-Heaven-Trip-
The #1 Golden Rule of Paani Poori is-
DO NOT EAT PAANI POORI IN A PLACE WHICH SERVES IT TO YOU ON PLATES AT YOUR TABLE. NEVER.
That’s probably the biggest insult to paani poori ever!
DO NOT EAT IT IF IT’S MORE THAN 30 BUCKS. SERIOUSLY.
It wont be good and I can bet my ass on it.
Now, once your there ready to eat paani poori and the guy gives you that small cup, ask him for some chopped onions.
He will fill your cup with some chopped onions, put some of them into your paani filled poori’s each time he gives you one before you push them into your mouth.
Heaven..Yeaa.. Your almost there…and you just got your business class tickets to the heaven trip by doing this!
The Asli best Paani Poori is when it leaves your nose water after you gobble like 4 or 5 of them.
That’s how it should be!
When your quota of 5/7/10/15 paani pooris get over, ask the guy for a ‘suka’ poori.( it’s just that aaloo filled poori without water) Eat that to feel better. But your nose will still continue to water.
Drink the remaining Paani which is there in your cup along with the left over onion pieces! That’s the perfect ending to the perfect heaven trip.
Now. wipe your mouth with your shirt and tell your friend ‘ Dude,I just got back from heaven!’
Once your done with the first round of paani poori’s , you will definitely feel like going for the next. But DON’T.
The second round is never good! You can’t finish it. Okay some can. You will get sick of it and that cannot happen cause it’s PAANI POORI!!!
There’s always a tomorrow 🙂
[The views expressed in this are not supported/endorsed by the Editors : We think sev puri is just badass. Pani puri sucks.]