Consider this :
A girl and her guy are out on a date .They’ve ordered food !They’re doing the “romantic talk” ! ( Lulz )
And so now they have kinda hit a break.
Ran outta topics to talk.
And the girl starts to panic.
This is what that goes thru her mind :
” Oh no. Why is he not talking to me. Dont I look good ? Does he not like the color of my dress? Is my hairdo not good ? Did i say something wrong ? Did I forget something ? His birthday ! NO ! His best friends Birthday ? His dog’s birthday ? No,it’s not ! It jus got over last month ! Why is he like this ! He never shares anything with me…”
And this is when the guy suddenly,arbitrarily smiles !
Now the girl is in extreme mental turmoil.
“He just smiled ! But he dint smile at me ! Did he smile at that bitch sitting behind me ? Why did he have to smile at her ? Is he going out with her ? Is he cheating on me ! Ah ! I can’t handle this ! Did he bring me here so that he can break-up with me ? But,I love him. He is so cute. No,wait. We’ve jus been going out for a month now. I don’t love him. He is good but not that great ! But,he is very sweet to me and thats what I like most in him ! Why is he doing this to me ! Oh ! God ! Please I don’t wanna break up,please not today ! If he doesn’t break-up today I’ll do a special prayer for you ! No. I’ll be strong. There are many more fish in the sea,but…….”
Suddenly the guy frowns .
Now her BP just hit the roof.
Having mini heart-attacks by the moment.
She sweating all over.
She looks left to right to left.
Now she starts praying ! A sincere prayer….
Now its time for the guy’s version !
“Gee,Finally she has shut up ! She nearly gave me a headache with the constant talk ! And yea ! UNITED won yesterday !”
That is why he smiled !
And then,what really happened was….
He looked at his watch and frowned.
Cos its been quite sometime since they ordered the damn food !
See,all you ladies out there.
Stop thinking so much !
A guy’s brain doesn’t work constantly like yours.
Guys are capable of thinking !
But,you girls OVERTHINK !
And fucking complicate !
LIFE IS SIMPLE !
And you make it sooooo….
Written with the WELFARE of all the young couples out there , in mind !