This is mostly very true.

Reality Check


1. You say “town ” and expect everyone to know that this means south of Churchgate.

2 You speak in a dialect of Hindi called ‘Bambaiya Hindi’,

which only Bombayites can understand.

3. Your door has more than three locks.

4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

5. Train timings (9.27, 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.

6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.

7. You call an 8′ x 10′ clustered room a Hall.

8. You’re paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size
of walk-in closet and you think it’s a “steal.”

9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends,

office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Bombay.

10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars


if you call the roads by…

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Posted on May 8, 2012, in Everything Else, Just For Laughs. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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